Like the title says. Quotes that have given me a chuckle recently.
"I really feel like a nap right now. Either that or a chocolate milkshake."
"Discussing Aristotle and Sotocrates..." somewhat inebriated grad student friend
"I wonder if you could help me. I've been feeling convicted about not
living up to the command in Genesis 1:29. I was thinking that maybe if you
struggle with that too then we could work together to fulfill God's will in
our lives." Suggesting a Christian pick-up line. Get's funnier if you really know what Gen. 1:29 is. 1:28 is the verse that was intended.
"I've lived here for almost seven years. Dishes have always been in that
cabinet. So why did I just look in this one for a plate?"
"Heaven and earth in 3-D!" Clash of the Titans Promo.
"Wow! That is amazing!" Me looking out the window